How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
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1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
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2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.
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3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
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4. Rottweiler: Make me.
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5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.
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6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
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7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.
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8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.
(how true)!
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9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb!
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10. Cocker
Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet
in the dark.
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11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need
no stinking light bulb."
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12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
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13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...
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14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry.
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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
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Cats do not
change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
real question is:
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"How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner, and a massage?"
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ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE
MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
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